[2] Seth and Matthew infiltrate a wild puppet orgy; why God dislikes bees; a drunken visitor from Narnia comes through the wardrobe; the Dino-Riders get a rock song; and Cobra Commander creates his own PSAs to compete with G.I.

The Grim Reaper fights -- and has sex with -- an old woman who doesn't want to die; monsters help a woman fix her car, then go out for ice cream; Edward-209 from Robocop gets lectured by his mom after he shoots an executive; one of the Budweiser Frogs admits he's an alcoholic; Didi yells at Stu for letting Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil wander in the streets; Zombie, Hook, Squid, and Lois (from an earlier sketch) get fast and furious; Punky Brewster's "Punky Power" will destroy the world; He-Man causes a noise disturbance at 3:00 in the morning; Clarice Starling keeps getting splattered with Miggs' semen; Jack Skellington celebrates "grown-up" Halloween; Jor-El forgets to pack food and water for Superman before sending him to Earth; Skeletor tries to blow up Snake Mountain after it becomes a mountain climbing attraction.

Street Fighter tackles domestic abuse; "Candy Crush Saga" becomes the latest game to get adapted to a movie; Woody Woodpecker gets a devastating phone call; reading to your kids before bed is a waste of time; a break-up by the light of the full moon turns into an unexpected marriage on #WerewolfProblems, The Kool Aid Man is used to stop Iran's plans for nuclear warfare, then appears on 60 Minutes with claims that the U.S. Army exploited him; Big Bird lays an egg; Siri can't understand Bane; The Iron Sheik finds his way into Lawrence of Arabia; and Tales From the Crypt's new tales of terror include a teenage girl summoning The Pervert Unicorn, Bitch Pudding dealing with a haunted house, and George R.R.

Voltron's transformation includes a suggestive new addition; a classroom sketch about a teacher who wants to put some realism into what black slavery was like is based on what one of the writers went through in the fifth grade; Superman's Earth father gets humiliated during a tornado; Bones gives the original Star Trek crew prostate exams; what if Sylvia Plath botched her suicide after writing The Bell Jar; why giraffes are hard to execute by hanging; a Pacific Rim parody that shows why linked memories aren't always good; a prequel to the "Failed Giraffe Hanging" sketch; scientists discover a polar bear that has bipolar disorder, lives in Arctic and Antarctic regions, and is bisexual; it's Looper meets Looney Tunes when Elmer Fudd uses time travel to get past TV censorship rules over him having a gun; a kid outs his father's murder plan when he puts a therapy tape into his Teddy Ruxpin; a couple can't decide which famous fictional orphan (Annie, Harry Potter, Pippi Longstocking, Oliver Twist, and Bruce Wayne) to adopt, as they're all terrible; and Skeletor goes back in time to kill He-Man's mother.

Santa Claus is branded a racist due to a Dutch tradition; to clean up his image following his sex scandal, Tiger Woods appears in a low-rent version of Space Jam where the cartoon characters are from DiC; a Game of Thrones wedding turns into a massacre; and the Bratz girls get murdered after they run over Barbie last summer.

A boy driving a toy car crashes into a tree and flees the scene of the accident; a risque way to "make the doughnuts" at Bumpin' Donuts; a boy's Bop-It sniper rifle forces him to assassinate a politician named Carlton McDougal; Les Misérables is recreated using the mascots from McDonald's; velociraptor dance practice; Flashdance gets merged with You Can't Do That on Television; The PacMan family experience paranormal activity in their house; Super Grover gets beat up; the son of the Robot Chicken scientist takes the living U.S. Presidents hostage, and it's up to the Robot Chicken to save them.