Thank Heaven for Little Girls is an album by the American band Dwarves, released via Sub Pop in 1991.

[3] David Sprague of Trouser Press described the album as a "water-treading" release, and noted the band's shift to a metal-punk sound.

[7] The Washington Post opined that "the sex-and-violence themes of this calculatedly offensive California quartet ... are not especially enlightening, but their surprisingly melodic songettes are always invigorating.

"[8] The Lancaster New Era deemed the album one of the 10 best of 1991, determining that "this slice-of-weirdness is hard as rock gets without veering into straight hardcore.

"[9] Matt Carlson of AllMusic stated that the album "reins in the disgust of Blood Guts & Pussy, as the Dwarves kick back for a celebration of pure evil.