The Beard

[1] In this episode, Elaine falls in love with a gay friend while serving as a beard for him, Jerry is subjected to a polygraph test to determine whether or not he has ever seen Melrose Place, and George goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be bald.

At Monk's Café, Elaine talks with Jerry about how nice Robert is, and says she wants to convert him to heterosexuality.

Kramer assumes Denise dumped him because she learned he is bald, and blames Elaine for throwing out his toupee.

Elaine refuses to apologize, insisting that the wig made him look like an idiot and act like a jerk.

Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer all settle down to watch the new episode of Melrose Place.

While standing in police lineups for money, Kramer is falsely accused by the homeless man of a jewelry store robbery.

[2] The idea of Kramer posing in police lineups came from her reading that David Caruso used to do the same thing when he was a struggling actor.