"The Grand Opening" is the third episode of the fourth season of the American mockumentary comedy horror television series What We Do in the Shadows, set in the franchise of the same name.
One of the attendees is vampire rapper Richie Suck (Affion Crockett), who hasn't released an album in a decade but will perform on the opening night.
Wanting to impress Marwa (Parisa Fakhri), Nandor (Kayvan Novak) decides to ask the djinn (Anoop Desai) to get the world's largest penis.
Baby Colin then goes on stage and sings "Rap, Tap on Wood" from Born to Dance, which entertains the vampires due to their admiration for child novelty acts.
In June 2022, FX confirmed that the third episode of the season would be titled "The Grand Opening", and that it would be written by Sam Johnson and Chris Marcil, and directed by co-executive producer Kyle Newacheck.
Here, though, it's just an acknowledgment of how much fun WWDITS is having by giving Nandor and Guillermo access to unlimited power, in the form of Anoop Desai's quietly sardonic djinn.
"[4] Katie Rife of Vulture gave the episode a 4 star rating out of 5 and wrote, "In my season-premiere recap, I noted that following their dreams without alienating their loved ones would be a challenge for the characters this season.
"[5] Tony Sokol of Den of Geek gave the episode a 4.5 star rating out of 5 and wrote, "'The Grand Opening' is a headlining act.
"[6] Melody McCune of Telltale TV gave the episode a 4.5 star rating out of 5 and wrote, "The cast knocks it out of the park as usual, and the biting, bloodsucking dialogue is in a league of its own.