This begins to annoy Mitch who visits Claire (Julie Bowen) and asks for advice about what to do and how to confront Cam.
Following their conversation, Cam shows up at Mitch's business lunch and embarrasses him by dancing with him and sharing stories about him with his co-workers.
Meanwhile, Claire, Phil (Ty Burrell), Haley (Sarah Hyland), and Luke (Nolan Gould) have enjoyed a perfect summer.
Everything is peaceful, until Alex (Ariel Winter) comes back home from helping the poor build houses, and everything instantly turns catastrophic.
Just before she is scheduled to leave, Alex stops a house fire, due to Clarie drying her book and reveals to Haley that she was accidentally broadcasting live over the internet everything she did in front of her computer throughout the entire summer, and stops the whole family from being poisoned by an improperly prepared rhubarb pie.
Gloria (Sofia Vergara) notices that Jay (Ed O'Neill) does not put a lot of effort into the way he looks lately and is hurt by that.
Club gave the episode a B grade, saying ""The Long Honeymoon" answers with a resounding "Um...yeah?
It's unlikely the episode will rank in the top tier of season 6—probably no Emmy tape in its future—but it performs solidly and none of its three plots is disastrous.