Spotting Rachel desperately shaking her head at her, Phoebe quickly decides to pretend it is hers and claims the father is James Brolin.
Monica, still unaware of the truth, discusses with Rachel how difficult it will be for Phoebe to be a single mother and lists the numerous problems she will have to face.
She punctures Phoebe's facade, and asks Rachel to take another test to make sure she is pregnant, saying it will be her wedding present.
Chandler's mother introduces her date, Dennis Phillips, a famous Broadway producer.
Joey, who has changed from his army costume into a tennis outfit (the only thing they had in the hotel's gift shop), is very excited about this.
Whilst collecting table placings, Ross meets Mona, a colleague of Monica's.
At the end of the reception, Joey helps Ross – who has been injured by the extreme weight of Gert – off the dance floor.
Ross, spotting Joey gearing up to flirt, reacts angrily saying he is the nice guy, having to dance all night with children for the attention of Mona.
Bent over in pain, Ross too realizes how small Joey's feet are much to his dismay and embarrassment.