Moss tries to make his own version, but when he leaves a soldering iron switched on, he starts a fire in the office.
Jen has a terrible dinner date with co-worker Bill Crouse (Adam Buxton), during which he is rude to their waiter, refuses to share food (despite being at a tapas restaurant) and speaks with an annoying rising inflection.
Moss enrols in a German cookery course, only to find that his instructor, Johan, is a cannibal who made some translation errors in the advert.
Jen has finally found love with her new boyfriend Peter, and to celebrate their happiness they host a dinner party for six of their single friends: three men and three women.
When Peter suddenly announces that the men are unable to attend, she reluctantly invites Roy, Moss and Richmond to take their places.
Roy sits with a model, Paula, who was injured by a car crash and had to undergo extensive surgery on her face, which has a lot of bandaging on it.
During the dinner party, Roy and Moss discover that Jen's boyfriend's name is Peter File, which sounds similar to "paedophile" and causes much confusion and discomfort.
Things go sour when the bra has overheating issues, ruining another meeting for Jen, and when Moss cannot remember his pseudonym and answers to the wrong name, he ends up being erroneously interviewed on Newsnight about the Iraq War.
Seeing an opportunity to humiliate her, Roy and Moss trick Jen by lending her "the internet" in the form of a small black box with a blinking light.
After learning the truth about April, Douglas breaks up with her, but their ensuing fist fight disrupts the shareholder meeting, crushing "the internet", and causing panic.