The Strange Idols Pattern and Other Short Stories is the third album by English alternative rock band Felt, released in 1984 and produced by John Leckie.

The album marked a departure from the introspective, guitar-led sound of their first two albums, with Lawrence's vocals becoming much more dominant in the mix along with a greater emphasis on pop melodies.

"Sunlight Bathed the Golden Glow" is different from the single version.

"Whirlpool Vision of Shame" is a re-recording of earlier single "My Face is on Fire", with new lyrics.

"Crucifix Heaven" was omitted from some reissues of the album.