The Velvet Touch of Los Straitjackets is the third studio album by American instrumental rock band Los Straitjackets, released in 1999 by Yep Roc.

[4] It was recorded between September and December 1998, produced by Ben Vaughn, and engineered by Mark Linett.

wrote that "this third disc is a short one, but it's long on value, blending equal parts Hi-Test surf music and gentle, tasteful ballads.

"[5] The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette wrote that "the hooks are inventive, insistent and sometimes even funny.

"[6] The Detroit Metro Times called the band's cover of "My Heart Will Go On" "delightfully absurd.