"Timmy the Turtle" is a song by the American punk rock band NOFX.

Duncan from Snuff sings the lead vocal on the song.

[1] This record was limited to 9,499 copies on green vinyl.

As seen in the inlay of the "45 or 46 songs ..", this song is about Tim who counted the people at the entrance on the NOFX concerts over the years to help prevent promoters from taking advantage of the band.

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