Transcontinental Conspiracy is an album by Vas Deferens Organization and Brad Laner, released in 1996 by Quaquaversal Vinyl.

The album was remastered and re-issued on Niklas Records in 2011, accompanied by the additional track "Scheming Foils".

[1] Music by Mercury Rev appears in "First Plane Not to Plummet Seaward" and "Monk Fish Liver Transplant Plate".

Regarding the band's involvement, Lumbleau has stated: "Their material was generated during a spontaneous pre-gig jam that occurred at our studio while they waited there for an interview that never ultimately transpired.

"[2] All music is composed by Brad Laner and Vas Deferens OrganizationAdapted from the Transcontinental Conspiracy liner notes.