(short for "Ultimate Synthetic Corrosion Helter-Skelter") is the third studio album by the Finnish industrial metal band Turmion Kätilöt.

The first single from the album, "Minä Määrään", was released for free download on Raha Records' website (now replaced with the free download of U.S.C.H!)

The band have announced a presale of the physical album, to be released on 13 May 2009.

A few songs from the album are known from their endings, which include secret messages, like Kuolleitten laulu's "I can't take this anymore!"

which correctly played says "Minä en kestä enää!