"Where's the Playground Susie" is a song written by Jimmy Webb and recorded by American country music singer Glen Campbell.

It was released in April 1969 as the second single from the album Galveston.

[1] A version by Andy Williams appeared on his album Happy Heart, which came out in 1969 a few weeks after Glen Campbell's single.

Everything but the Girl covered the song on the B-side of the 1986 single of "Don't Leave Me Behind".

Bobbie Gentry also recorded the song (as "Where's the Playground, Johnny") on her 1969 album Touch 'Em with Love.