[1][2] Stephen Thomas Erlewine from AllMusic (who gave the Ugly Beautiful album 4.5 stars out of 5) praised the song as an "effortlessly catchy" pop single, which "positively radiates with twisted sexuality".

In this case, its the song's pitiable account of pornographic devotion – having ice-cubes rubbed on chests, being photographed with legs pulled apart on car bonnets, and being paid £20 with vague promises of being seen in a magazine – all endured for infatuation's sake, because the snapper is so gorgeous.

[5] Ian Watson from Melody Maker was negative, saying, "This single starts haughty, moves onto vain and ends up sickeningly narcissistic, with the stupid singer bloke directing the central you're gorgeous line to his own sneering monkey face in the shattered mirror.

"[7] A reviewer from Music Week gave it four out of five, adding, "Filling the void between Vic Reeves and Bono, Stephen Jones's rich baritone is a svelte joy on this rather flimsy tale of tank tops and snapshots.

"[8] In December 1996, British magazine Melody Maker ranked "You're Gorgeous" at number 11 on their list of "Singles of the Year", writing, "Tipping the conventional paean to physical perfection on its arse, Sheffield's bedsit balladeer Steve Jones came up trumps with this tale of a (male) model whose strings are pulled by a (female) photographer.