You Can't Win 'Em All is a 1962 Australian television play directed by Patrick Barton.

[4] Filmink called it "a light-hearted comedy adventure closer to a 1940s Humphrey Bogart movie at Warner Bros, complete with colourful support characters, sexy dames and a backlot third world setting.

"[6] The lead character of the play, Corrigan Blake, featured in a TV series of the same name made by the BBC in 1963.

[1] Other Australian TV plays set in South America included Last Call and The Strong are Lonely (1959).

"[11] Filmink called it "a bizarre experience: all these Australian actors pretending to be South Americans in a backlot jungle, trying to stop their natural accents sneaking through, and Syd Conabere channeling Bogart/Alan Ladd/Dick Powell/John Payne...