"You Little Thief" is a song by Northern Irish singer Feargal Sharkey, released in December 1985 as the second single from his self-titled debut album.

5 in the United Kingdom and was a hit in several other countries, including Australia, Belgium, and Ireland.

On its release, Dave Henderson of Sounds was critical of the song, writing, "More hits for men with quiffs.

Sure, it's crap, with a dreadful melody line and rhythm lifted from many a moon ago, but, what's new?

"[2] Armond White at Spin said "the line 'There's no feeling at all' is belted so powerfully that shtick replaces irony" and called it "oily drivel".