"You Think You're a Man" is a song by American performance artist Divine, released as a single in 1984.

Divine performed the song as the featured musical guest on the Australian TV program Countdown on October 7, 1984.

He also performed on the British music chart TV show Top of the Pops on July 19, 1984, which resulted in a barrage of complaints.

A cover of the song, by dance group Full Frontal, was featured in the British television series Queer as Folk, in the second episode.

Australian actor Tim Campbell covered the song on his 2018 album Electrifying 80s.