"(This Ain't No) Drunk Dial" is a song recorded by American country music group A Thousand Horses.

The band's lead vocalist Michael Hobby co-wrote the song, along with Corey Crowder, Neil Mason and Cale Dodds.

An uncredited Taste of Country review stated that "“(This Ain’t No) Drunk Dial” is a strong follow-up to a chart-topper that took little time in standing out from the clutter on the radio.

It’s similar enough to add another brick to the group’s Dixie-rock-country brand, but the story separates it from what they previously released.

It features the band performing the song in a courthouse hallway, and them testifying in front of a judges panel.