692 – "Gone Fission", a story of two hapless Yemeni terrorists in 2009, implausibly attempting to build an atomic bomb, was based on the real Demon Core accident involving U.S. scientist Harry Daghlian in 1945.
Ways to Die: "Habeas Corpse" (#64), "Chippin' Dale" (#288), "Gasketballed" (#226), "Me So Hornet" (#199), "Dumbrella" (#952), "Killdo" (#674), "S*** Dead" (#743) A smoker gets flamed, a beautiful dreamer who can't wake up, an inmate gets caught in a broken wire, freaks in animal suits do wild things, a pool-shot that cannot swallow, and peeping perverts, the ultimate night shack.
(#93) A man with anger issues falls into a vat of hydrochloric acid after attacking his former boss, a supermodel with bulimia dies after an eating binge, and a pornography addict impales himself after overfilling a tire until it explodes.
Ways to Die: "Deep Fried" (#610), "Gorgeous Gorge" (#892), "Re-Tired" (#347), "Botoxicated" (#652), "Choke-A-Lot" (#498), "Sex Ray" (#629), "Last Strike" (#200) A farmhand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.
Ways to Die: "Dung For" (#314), "Brain Worms" (#622), "Abracadaver" (#401), "Weed Whacked" (#429), "Rebel Without A Pulse" (#221), "Kill Basa" (#510), "Wanted Instead" (#364) A paranoid survivalist has a run in with a snake; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster and winds up getting trashed; a cute girl catches a big one – down her throat; and a fish tale that's hard to swallow.
Ways to Die: "Water Logged" (#447), "Funny Boned" (#302), "Bowed Out" (#72), "You're So Vein" (#277), "Doggie Style" (#85), "Heart On" (#403) A woman's breast implants lead to her unexpected death during a flight; marijuana and a forklift combine to cause a young man's demise.
An anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves (in); a cow lover gets milked.
A little person swallows a harp; a cute bliss seeker gets tanked; a mean hubby goes over the edge; a guitar player gets unplugged; a gold digger digs her own grave; a dumb thief breaks his numbskull; a spurned lover gets trashed.
A group of hot cheerleaders get buzzed; a B-52 goes down in flames; a speed freak blows his mind; a cat hater gets his head handed to him; a health nut gets ratted out; a golfing couple has some bad fore play.
A nagging housewife blows her own fuse; a construction worker takes a deadly bathroom break; a stowaway gets his ass-sets frozen; a cheating gambler gets squeezed and an acupuncture patient misses the point.
A crude boss takes a leak and bleeds out, a proctologist gets rear-ended, a liposuction between two friends goes wrong, a waiter makes a fatal mistake, a viking who crosses the line gets his back split open, a hippie who tries to save a raccoon gets road killed, and a woman who grabs attention of everyone during a thunderstorm, but bolts too quickly.
A salesman sells out; a coke head gets nosed out; phony preacher sees the light; a peeper gets hammered; a skateboarder face plants; corporate trainer takes a fall; a dummy gets offed in the woods.
A hat maker doesn't make it; tech-geek gets uninstalled; wannabe hip hop queen gets butted out; car jacker gets jacked off; a pretend gang banger gets body slammed; scam artist's plan gets crushed; agro dad gets blanked.
A crossdresser "wets" the bed; a gymnast makes a killer move; a greedy crematorium worker explodes; a man who drinks liquid cocaine gets a kick he never saw coming; a stewardess is way in over her head; a taxidermist gets squirrely; a pumpkin thief takes robbing to the heart.
A deadbeat dad goes through the roof; a stump lover gets eyeballed; a drinking game turns deadly; a dummy goes from spying to dying; video gamer gets pwned; a mover stops moving; a poser artist explodes onto the scene.
A jersey chaser gets plugged; OCD stands for "of course (you're) dead"; a terrorist eats himself to death; an animal abuser gets dog boned; a massage parlor patron has an unhappy ending; a bank robber loses his head.
A disco king hits the floor; a sauna contest gets gaseous; an upskirting perv gets busted; a meathead blows himself (up); a pot farmer gets munchied; a football coach splits his uprights; a drunk heckler gets fleshed out.
Cheatin' hubby gets eaten by bear, old pervert sex-plodes, bride goes down at the altar, package thief gets anthrax surprise, insomniac commits a hit and run, bearded hipster drowns, drunk worker's pants explode.
Politico has a sneezing fit, a gun toting old man blows up, a woman with road rage gets one in the gut, a shocking end for a convict, a dirty biker gets what they deserve, camper boils over with love for her friends.
A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, a red head gets taken down, a bad-ass teen meets a mail box, a shiester shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, a crazy ex gets ex'd out and a farting contest turns fatal.
A bouncer who got beamed, a Japanese rockstar causes suicide, a food vendor who gets deep fried, a chemical owner who tried to stop a leak, a drug smuggler gets a lethal tie dye, a mime who pickled up, a tennis girl who hit her target.
Cat lady's love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty super model is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
A fitness instructor gets bounced, a bird smuggler gets the flu, coke mules are branded, a husband and wife take a hit, a computer thief crashes and burns, a moonshiner gets poked and a director makes a scene.