40 Too Long is a comedy album by American comedian Andrew Dice Clay, released in 1992.

Unlike Clay's albums previously, he tends to side more with the women in this one on just about everything.

(His siding with women was also the theme of his 1992 HBO special, For Ladies Only.)

Tracks 1–29 comprise a show he recorded at Governor's Comedy Club[2] in Levittown, New York, on December 17 and 18, 1991.

[3] The last two tracks are original songs recorded and sung by Clay.