is a 2015 British horror comedy film conceived, directed, edited and produced by Steve Oram.

In 2016 the film was released on DVD, Blu-ray and VOD on Icon Productions's Frightfest Presents label.

Two men, Smith (Steve Oram) and Keith (Tom Meeten) arrive in a woodland clearing.

Keith dries Smith's eyes and penis and they head downhill towards a vast suburban sprawl.

In the Ryan family household, a young woman, Denise (Lucy Honigman), is preparing dinner with her mother, Barabara (Toyah Willcox).

They watch a cookery show in which the topless host Carolla (Shelley Longworth) prepares a meat, potato and salt dinner.

Smith and Keith arrive in town and decide to follow a scruffy man, Og (Sean Reynard) who masturbates in an underpass using a mouse.

She gives him a Battenburg cake and they share a tender moment before Jupiter returns to the garden where he now lives.

But Og disrupts the happy scene by confronting him aggressively, an act that Jupiter fails to deal with properly.

In the park Denise meets up with her streetwise cousin Helen (Holli Dempsey) and they drink vodka together.

The shop manager (Waen Shepherd) interrogates them in the basement and masturbates in front of them before falling asleep on his desk.

Denise and Helen return and flaunt the money they stole in front of Ryan, but he is paralytic on drink and drugs and passes out.

In the night Jupiter stabs Barabara, Smith and Denise to death, then sits back down to watch the animated chicken on TV.