Absurd-Ditties is the seventh full-length album by the punk rock band Toy Dolls, recorded in September 1992 and released in January 1993 by Receiver Records.

[1] It is considered by many, including vocalist and guitarist Olga, to be one of the band's best albums.

"[4] That same year, Olga was asked in an interview with For the Love of Punk "What is the favorite album you’ve done & why?," to which he replied "Absurd Ditties, best songs, best production!

"[5] He then was asked "what’s been the most popular Toy Dolls album?," to which he said "Absurd Ditties!

"[6] Ian Glasper also called the album "brilliant" in his 2004 book Burning Britain: The History of UK Punk 1980–1984.