Agentti 000 ja kuolema kurvit (English title Agent 000 and the Deadly Curves[1]) is a 1983 Finnish spy comedy film directed by Visa Mäkinen and written by Ismo Sajakorpi.

The film stars Ilmari Saarelainen as James Bond impersonator Joonas G. Breitenfeldt (Agent 000) and Tenho Saurén as a bank robber.

English actor John Wood also makes an appearance as Agent 009, and his serious, wooden portrayal of the character stands in contrast to the outrageous antics of the other members of the cast contributing to further humour.

Finnish actress Kielo Tommila stars as the reporter Ulla Salla and the main love interest of Agent 000.

The film involves a hazardous health clinic, the archetype villain's secret, console-crowded headquarters, as Agent 000 (Saarelainen) attempts to stop the masked villain's organisation (a spoof of SPECTRE) from turning the members of Finnish establishment into nudists, drunks or suicide candidates with a mind-control device.