Albino Farm

Albino Farm is a 2009 horror film written and directed by Joe Anderson[4] and Sean McEwen.

In the small town of Shiloh, two boys on bicycles ride through the woods up to the gates of the legendary Albino Farm.

The film cuts to Stacey, Melody, Brian, and Sanjay driving down a forest road, working on a history research project about backwoods American customs and legends.

They acquire a tire to replace the flat one; Brian, the jerk of the group, deliberately underpays Jeremiah.

Melody and Brian head up to investigate and are greeted by another local with a harelip who tells them about the Albino Farm and alludes that it may be a legend.

They're served by a friendly, buxom waitress whom Brian and Sanjay knock themselves out over until they note that she has deformed hands, with clawlike fingers.

Retreating to a back room, Stacey and Sanjay enter to see the woman breastfeeding a hideously deformed baby.

There they meet Levi and his two deaf friends, who agree to take them to the Albino Farm for twenty-five dollars and a view of Melody's breasts.

He had been captured and brought to a house inhabited by strange, horribly deformed people—one with a tongue protruding from a rosebud mouth, one with a pinhead, and several of them pig-like.

Going ballistic, Melody runs back through the woods, only to get attacked by the deformed pig people and have her neck snapped.

Sanjay then heroically lights the torch, killing himself and a good number of the deformed people, and Stacey runs out of the cave as an explosion ensues, knocking her out.

The preacher, who takes off his sunglasses and reveals abnormally light (albino) eyes, laughs with the rest of the congregation.

The congregation is composed of people who are deformed as well—not as horribly as the Albino Farm residents, but in the unsettling way of a freak show—Siamese twin sisters, another suckling deformed baby, a man with a stretched-out smile, another with a fat, pasty face, and the dwarf encountered earlier.

The audience, visibly amused, sings on, with Stacey, who by now is completely over the edge, grins widely and manically.

The film is loosely based on a legend about college students exploring to the Ozark Mountains, who never came back from the Springlawn Farm.

[21] Dread Central panned the film, awarding it a score of 1 1/2 out of 5, writing "Albino Farm can be summed up in one word: “unremarkable”.