"America Kicks Ass" is a song by avant-garde band King Missile.
In "America Kicks Ass," frontman John S. Hall, backed by an ominous string section and sporadic bursts of white noise, assumes the persona of an enraged American aggressively in favor of American jingoism and militarism.
Hall screams the lyrics, including such sentiments as:America totally kicks ass.
Nobody can kick our ass.... And we're not really criminals, because there's no international law.
Music critic Robert Christgau named "America Kicks Ass" a "Choice Cut" in his August 3, 2004 Consumer Guide.