is a song by the British rock and pop band Lloyd Cole and the Commotions from their debut studio album Rattlesnakes (1984).

[1][2] The song was covered by Sandie Shaw in 1986.

[3][4] Her version reached number 68 on the UK Singles Chart in June that year.

[5] In 2006, Scottish indie pop band Camera Obscura released an answer song called "Lloyd, I'm Ready to Be Heartbroken" on their third studio album Let's Get Out of This Country.

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