Assholes Finish First is a book by Tucker Max, detailing anecdotal stories, usually revolving around drinking and sex.

It is the sequel to I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

[1][2] The title is a parody of and corollary to the saying "Nice guys finish last," a frequent misquotation of Leo Durocher's statement "Nice guys; finish last," which was itself a 1975 misquotation by Durocher of his statement 29 years earlier about the 1946 baseball New York Giants.

The book debuted at Number 3 on The New York Times Best Seller list for hardcover nonfiction on October 17, 2010,[3] and remained on the list for 14 consecutive weeks.

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