"Bad Sneakers" is a song by jazz rock band Steely Dan.

[2] Producer Gary Katz later regretted not releasing the song as the first single.

[3] Cash Box noted that "a razored guitar bridge highlights and counterbalances some laidback vocals with the overall sound layered and dimensional.

"[4] Record World said that it "pieces together bits of the L.A. r&r experience while stranded outside of Radio City Music Hall.

The alternative band The Push Stars covered the song for the Me, Myself & Irene (2000) soundtrack.