Bank Robber is a 1993 American crime film written and directed by Nick Mead in his directorial debut.

On the way everyone he knows wants a cut of his money, including hotel clerks and pizza delivery boys, who all recognize him.

Billy calls Selina, but quickly hangs up, as they hear the agents set up to monitor his phone.

Billy gets billed hundreds for changing a lightbulb in his room, for pizza he has not ordered...the bank then officially announces that close to $200 thousand is missing, ten times more than what he got.

Billy starts to count out the money for 12 hors, but she says she was joking and stayed because he is a nice guy.

Billy slips back into dreaming, first of a gay cop who tries it on with him, then with Selena on the beach, whe changes into Priscilla.

Billy then dresses up, leaves the motel, and runs into the two beat cops in the street who shoot him, then carry him off to Priscilla.

Stephen Holden of The New York Times gave it a mixed to negative review: The humor is both too oblique and too mild-mannered for the movie to cohere as a modern comic fable.