"Billericay Dickie" is a song by Ian Dury, from his debut album New Boots and Panties!!.
The song is based around naughty rhymes such as: Each verse tells a different short story, relating one of Dickie's sexual conquests around south-eastern England, while in the choruses the character insists he is a caring, conscientious lover and 'not a thickie', even giving the names of two girls ("a pair of squeaky chickies") as references to attest this.
The song, perhaps the best example of Dury's 'Englishness' and 'Essexness', was given its oompah, fairground like arrangement by an American, Steve Nugent.
!, "Wake Up and Make Love with Me", was used instead), but it does open the set recorded live at the Hammersmith Odeon, in 1985, that was released as the Hold Onto Your Structure VHS/DVD.
In Australia, the song formed the basis of the jingle in ads for cleaning product Ajax Spray n' Wipe.