Bollocks to Alton Towers

Bollocks to Alton Towers: Uncommonly British Days Out (ISBN 0-14-102120-9) is a humorous travel book written by Robin Halstead, Jason Hazeley, Alex Morris, and Joel Morris (the creators of The Framley Examiner), which showcases unusual attractions, left-field museums and one-off days out in the United Kingdom.

The book was published in hardback by Michael Joseph Ltd (an imprint of the Penguin Group) in 2005.

The book received favourable reviews from The Times, The Press, and The Daily Telegraph.

A paperback edition, More Bollocks to Alton Towers, (ISBN 0-14-102785-1) was published in April 2008.

A short documentary, Far From the Sodding Crowd, was made in 2009 and features some of the attractions included in both books, as well as writers Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris.