Bus Driver's Prayer

A Metropolitan police officer's version, entitled "The Law's Prayer", has also been devised.

It was recorded by Ian Dury, originally on the soundtrack album Apples (1989) and later on The Bus Driver's Prayer & Other Stories (1992).

An earlier version, undated and possibly apocryphal, is provided by Nancy Lyon.

This undated version is linked with the development of stations on the London Underground Our Farnham, who art in Hendon, Holloway, Turnpike Lane[13] Thy Kingston come; thy Wimbledon, On Erith as it is in Hendon.

Lead us not into Thames Ditton but deliver us from Ewell For thine is the Kingston, the Tower and the Hornsey, For Epsom and Esher, Amen Corner