It is made up of four parts, all revolving around a bar and brothel owned by Lady Sally McGee, wife of Mike Callahan.

The storyline focuses on Maureen, an underage streetwalker who is stabbed by her pimp in a dark alley one night.

Lady Sally enjoys the fact that Maureen comes to accept and befriend the werebeagle and a talking German Shepherd but this is not enough let the main character stay.

Maureen uses her wits to help defeat the man; this convinces Sally to let her stay in a non-sexual context.

The last incident focuses on Maureen's old friend, the Professor, who needs fifty thousand quick or he will die horribly.