Armstrong is almost unrecognisable as the adenoidal Martin Bain-Jones with Miller playing Craig (often misnamed Crag) Children in a spoof music/children's/cultural review programme.
[2] Each episode would see them attempting to get a scoop on the opposition by visiting various events such as music festivals and media parties; although most of the time they ended up making fools of themselves – on one occasion attempting to interview a non-existent band called Atering-Catering-Cat.
Their nemesis – Andy Thomas – "with his frightful show on Radio 1", is a constant throughout the four programmes, and would always upstage them and do his best to interfere with their plans, such as by stealing their passes for the Leeds music festival.
Another constant is Peter Davies (aged 47), an obsessed fan who always manages to cross their paths.
One typical line from Bain-Jones is "... and I said no it won't, as it's water-based...", before realising they are on air again.