Chinese Take-Away (Spanish: Un cuento chino) is a 2011 Argentine comedy-drama film written and directed by Sebastián Borensztein.

In order to prove his point, he collects newspaper articles about grotesque mishaps originally triggered by a lack of diligence.

While Roberto believes he has his life under control and is safe from surprises, he is confronted by an appalling incident.

Roberto explains to Jun that he has become such a grumpy man because his world view has been shattered by the Falklands War.

Roberto tries to return to his quiet and ordered life but then travels to Mari's hometown to find her.