David S. Weiss

Miller assigned Weiss the moniker early in their time working together, due to his purported resemblance to Sir Salman Rushdie.

He was also referred to as "Count Dracu-sal" and an eerie organ music cue (Johann Sebastian Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor) was played whenever he made funny and/or cryptic remarks that reflected his penchant for black comedy.

Miller also frequently referred to "Sal" as his "go-to Jew", when he needed some inside information on Jewish culture and customs.

On February 17, 2009, after not missing a radio show for the first two years, Dennis Miller nicknamed the dark-humored comic the "Cal Ripken of Hate".

He is married to television writer and story editor Joan Binder Weiss.