"Dirty Sticky Floors" is a song by English singer Dave Gahan from his debut studio album, Paper Monsters (2003).

The song reached number 18 on the UK Singles Chart and number five on Billboard's Hot Dance Club Play chart.

The song was slightly remixed in two different forms for its single release and an extended version for the music video.

In a VH1 interview a week after the single's release, Gahan told Jim Macnie that the song, which poked fun at his addiction, "is all about the so-called glamorous side of rock-'n'-roll, and ending up on some dirty, sticky floor every single night; some god-awful toilet in some club or—most of the time—my own dirty, sticky floor in my own bathroom.

"[1] Note: The first pressings of the limited-edition CD single incorrectly lists tracks 2 and 3 as being "Stand Up" (Lexicon Avenue vocal mix edit) and "Maybe" (The Passengerz Dirty club mix edit) on the sleeve.