Dolph the Fascist Hippo

Dolph is a large, fascist, baby-blue hippopotamus usually appearing armed with a baseball bat.

On 28 October 2005, Dolph returned to the screen in a new show co-starring with Mikael Wulff but without both Margit the Squirrel and Anders Morgenthaler.

The next season, now in the format of a talkshow, Dolph og Wullf med venner, began in March 2006.

Dolph suffers from megalomania, uncontrolled rage, paranoia, aggression, and xenophobia, in the literal sense of the word xenophobia, whenever he sees a black person, he starts screaming and attempts to hide; at one time he claimed that a single black male was actually an army of tribeleaders from Botswana, as an excuse for his going into hiding.

He is a racist, but on closer inspection, he in fact hates virtually everybody else ("most German people" is a notable exception, highlighting his own ignorance of history).

Dolph constantly claims that he has received training as both a ninja and by the special forces, and that he is an expert in stealth techniques.

They include Steven Seagal, Chuck "Texas Ranger" Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Danish elite soldier B.S.

A few members of his list of hopeless cases include baby seals, hippies, male hairdressers, and former Danish Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen.

In Episode 2, Dolph creates a diversion to free Mikael Wulff who is held captive by a crazy farmer who wants to kill him with a chainsaw.

Dolph fell into coma and was shortly clinically dead following a failed plastic operation but was revived by his hero, B.S.

Christiansen on a secret mission with his squad of special elite soldiers, leaving Wullf without any career possibilities at all, not counting Wulff's idea for a Crocodile Dundee style show, mainly about himself wearing a leather hat.

A running gag with Dolph was that despite his fascist exterior and claiming a huge love of all action movies and war, in some cases, such as when he is afraid, woozy or thinks that he is not being watched, he will express love of Meg Ryan, and especially Sleepless in Seattle, of which he hopes that they will make a sequel.

In the video game Hitman: Blood Money, Dolph makes a cameo in a newspaper after the "Curtains Down" level.