is a song by British singer and songwriter Kirsty MacColl, released on 12 March 1990 as the fourth and final single from her second studio album, Kite.

[6] Mick Mercer of Melody Maker described it as "a cornball country and western tune" which "slightly disguis[es] MacColl's usual cunning lyrics in there, concerning the problems with men's attitudes to women and the balance between carnal lust and sex".

"[7] Edwin Pouncey of New Musical Express considered the song to be "a full-throated and brazenly funny singalong" and "the best C&W you'll hear this side of Katy Moffatt".

[8] In a review of Kite, Robin Denselow of The Guardian described the song as "country-style", "emotional" and "personal", with "straight talking matched against [MacColl's] own lap steel guitar work".

[13] Tom Harrison of The Province described the song as "spritely" and a "worthy sequel" to MacColl's "There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis".