Owing to his own early encounters, Oliver Gold, a distinguished philosopher, has decided he can only be happy with a child.

He makes all the ladies around him fall in love with him, from the aging matriarch to a pair of lesbian lovers to a little girl named Bobs.

Oliver Gold's pure thoughts, and seemingly asexual life contrast with the reality of his desires and deeds.

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