As Linda grows more impatient with how long it's taking Bob and the kids to put together her surprise, she volunteers to go to the store for groceries.
Her pants splitting causes her to move forward in surprise, closing the car door behind her with the both her cell phone and keys inside.
She finds her way blocked by the "Chalk of the Town" festival and quickly gets into an argument with the woman who previously held her up at the grocery store.
Even Linda’s thrilled with how things turn out: she “kicked this day’s butt,” getting back the confidence we never really figured she'd lost, and ends up a hero to her kids (the survivalist streak rings Louise's bells, and her encounter with horses is exciting enough it might qualify as a birthday present to Tina all by itself).
It's one of those episodes that shows the warm, gooey family center of Bob’s Burgers, focusing on relationships and even letting the Belchers score a win or two—or six, depending on how happy we are for Gene getting a go at all that pumpernickel.
This made it the fifth most watched show on Fox that night, behind Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Simpsons, The Last Man on Earth and Family Guy.