"Eddie's Song" is the second and final single from British pop-punk band Son of Dork's debut and only studio album, Welcome to Loserville (2005).

The single was the group's final release before being dropped by Mercury Records.

The video then ends up with newspaper headlines, such as "Eddie had sex with my girlfriend".

The reasoning behind the title of the song is that Son of Dork were thinking of a rock star with the first name of "Eddie", presumably the rock star Eddie Van Halen.

The other meaning behind the song is to teach people to wear a condom.