"Every Loser Wins" is a 1986 song performed by English actor and singer Nick Berry.

[1] Written and produced by Simon May, Stewart James and Bradley James,[1] the song was heavily featured in the BBC soap opera EastEnders throughout the summer of 1986, sung by Berry's character Simon "Wicksy" Wicks.

[4] Simon first plays "Every Loser Wins" in episode 165 of EastEnders after leaving the Banned, performing it alone on a piano in the Queen Victoria pub.

In the next episode, he plays it to Michelle Fowler (Susan Tully) and Lofty Holloway (Tom Watt) and they record it onto a cassette.

Simon performs it again in episode 175, causing Michelle to cry and Mary Smith (Linda Davidson) calls it "sentimental garbage" and Harry Reynolds (Gareth Potter) calls it "music to vomit to", causing a fight between Simon and Harry.