"Fat Children" is a song by Jarvis Cocker, released as the second single from the debut solo album Jarvis.

The single was released in the UK on 16 July 2007.

[1] The 7" vinyl single features the full length version of "The Loss Adjuster" which appeared on the album as two short snippets.

There is also a remix of "Fat Children" by former Pulp bassist Steve Mackey on the 12" single.

The single was a limited edition.