Gooflumps is a two-part parody book series written in 1995 by Tom Hughes under the pseudonym of R. U.

He soon discovers that the toilet is a teleportation device for sinister aliens visiting the Earth.

This book has a title which is a parody of Say Cheese and Die!, although the plot is more similar to Monster Blood.

However, this boring town has a secret: beneath his home is a creature made entirely of cottage cheese created by his grandfather, who was actually insane.

His sister's one-armed boyfriend Armand the farmhand and his talking dairy cow Martha try to help them find a way to stop the monster, while he and his friend Fannie arrive at the local carnival where it has been released.