Graeme William Cairns (born c.1957) is a New Zealand musician, artist, and political candidate.
[2] At the next election in 1999, when he stood in the Port Waikato electorate, he was in first rank on the party list.
[3][4] In 2006, he built a toothbrush fence as an absurdist art project.
[5] As a musician, he continues to perform as vocalist, ukulele and bass player in the Big Muffin Serious Band.
[6] He is a professional street theatre performer and farms a small holding in the Te Pahu area of the Waikato region.