Headcases

There were also the forgetful Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, the vicious creature David Miliband and Tony Blair who, under the guise of Brown's adviser Ed Balls, tricks Gordon for money.

The Conservative Party's leader David Cameron was portrayed as insisting he is an ordinary man of the people for a press conference, before reverting into a volatile, mean spirited, snobbish public schoolboy behind closed doors.

He regularly beats his Shadow Chancellor and manservant George Osborne, forcing him to do various unpleasant things, i.e. lick dog muck off his shoes (a reference to "old Etonian" fagging).

There were other international politicians that Headcases satirised, like President George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and his wife, Hillary, Condoleezza Rice, incompetent farmer Robert Mugabe, strong but dark character (then) former President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, and his successor Dmitry Medvedev, who was portrayed as a ventriloquist's dummy, the sex mad medallion man, Nicolas Sarkozy as a flirty disco dancer who sings in French about international success and President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who is portrayed as a Borat like character who lists reasons why his country should have nuclear technology (including destroying the entire Middle East and most of Central Asia so Iran can move closer to Europe to compete in Euro 2012) calling his adversaries racists.

Celebrities impersonated include the populist and selfish former editor of the Daily Mirror newspaper Piers Morgan, who gets a heavy object dropped on him each time; Victoria Beckham, a big headed loudmouth with a speech disorder and her dumb husband David, who is considerably shorter, going about their days working in America; Steven Spielberg; a transsexual version of Madonna; Morgan Freeman; large breasted model Jordan and child minded Peter Andre; old and senile action stars Harrison Ford, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis, styled as "The (Geriatric) Action Heroes", who fight their nemesis, money grabbing, snake haired old people hater Heather Mills; unintelligent Brad Pitt and his twisted wife Angelina Jolie, who keeps adopting children and imprisoning them to a factory making hair extensions to rival the golden locks of Jennifer Aniston, veteran newsreader Trevor McDonald; inappropriate uses for Russell Brand (e.g. as a toilet brush); Fabio Capello struggling to learn English leaving everyone confused at what he means when he speaks; far too similar footballers Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard, whose attempts to work together for England are portrayed as Laurel and Hardy style slapstick comedy; angry, loud mouthed Jeremy Clarkson making ill-informed judgements; Richard Hammond who was left drowning when global warming hit the 2050 episode of Top Gear; sleepy, drunk and drug addled Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse; complainers Bono and Bob Geldof; coin operated Jonathan Ross; bachelor George Clooney; Sebastian Coe presenting updates for the 2012 Olympics; Mohamed Al-Fayed and his conspiracy theories involving Fiat Unos; alien Tom Cruise and his robot wife Katie, and common chavs Helen Mirren and Judi Dench, who bully Kate Winslet because they are Dames and she is not.