Here's Your Christmas Album is a 1999 comedy album by comedian Bill Engvall.

It contains original Christmas songs, some with vocals from Engvall and others by studio singers.

It was re-released in 2005.

The track "Here's Your Sign Christmas" previously appeared on Engvall's album Dorkfish in 1998.

Chuck Donkers of AllMusic wrote, "Engvall has a knack for taking commonly accepted customs and turning them inside out, so that you can see their darker sides, that they can be irritating rather than cheerful.