"Here Comes the Judge" is a 1968 song written by Shorty Long, Billie Jean Brown and Suzanne de Passe, and performed by Long.

The song was Long's biggest hit, reaching No.

10 spot on Cashbox for two weeks.

[1][2] The song also entered the UK chart in July 1968, and was a Top 30 hit, peaking at #30.

[3] "Here Comes the Judge" was inspired by a comic act on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In about a judge by Pigmeat Markham, whose own "Here Comes the Judge" - a completely different song - charted two weeks after Long's did in June 1968, and became a Top 20 hit.