"Hey Matthew" is a song by the British synth-pop musician Karel Fialka, released as a single in August 1987 by I.R.S.

[1] The song has minimal instrumentation with only synthesizers and a drum machine being used.

The song consists of Fialka questioning his stepson about what he sees on television, to which Matthew responds Dallas, Dynasty, Terrahawks, He-Man, Tom and Jerry, Dukes of Hazzard, Airwolf, Blue Thunder, Rambo, Road Runner, Daffy Duck and The A-Team;[2] and what he wants to be as a profession when he grows up: "soldier, street fighter, a police man, a captain of a boat (... big boat), magic man, a cowboy, train driver, high jump champion, a fireman, a pilot, I want to be your friend".

[3][4] The video follows the plot of the song, with the camera making it appear that the viewer is looking in on the family through the television.

In 1997, both Karel and Matthew appeared on the comedy panel game show Never Mind the Buzzcocks in the Identity Parade line-up.